Malarkey!

Cailin found this yesterday and I have been giggling about it every since, 10 Insane Self-Published Books, by Dan Abromowitz. It is a hilarious list, but my favourite by far is:

How to Good-bye Depression: 

If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. 

Malarkey? or Effective Way? 

by Hiroyuki Nishigaki

Maybe I should try this? I guess it couldn't hurt. Really though, it is important to find a publisher for your book. (I may regret these words later on when I decide the only way to get my work published is to just do it myself, but at the moment, it doesn't seem to be a good way to go.)