- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.- Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
- Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
(Above picture is My New Roommate's boyfriend, soon to be our Boy Roommate, as Chuck Norris)
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