Canadian Celebrity

This photo was taken at a tradeshow I went to for work a few weeks back. I'm standing between two Canadian stars from the TV show Corner Gas, Gabrielle Miller and Tara Spencer-Nairn. I with I could say that in my job I was always brushing elbows with celebrities, Canadian or otherwise. Tradeshows are awesome.

Stressed And Upset

Last week I worked very very hard on a presentation for an upcoming project at work. I had researched and compared a number of proposals from venues, as we are having a large workshop. I gave the presentation to a committee of my boss, her boss, and other important people. It went over well. Everyone was impressed. We picked a venue and date. After sending rejection e-mails to the other locations I started dealing with the hotel we had chosen. Then the committee decided to push forward the date by a few weeks. This started a three day battle between me and the committee, and me and the hotel. We finally all reached a good compromise, I get the contract and am moments away from signing, when I notice we will be on the line for a large number of guest rooms. I need them, but we can't pay the hotel if we don't fill them, as it is not a good use of taxpayers money. Another fight ensues, me trying to drop our obligation to fill the rooms, or to lower the number we need, so that we are absolutely sure we can fill them. This changes everything, the lower the guest rooms the higher the other costs, as it is a sliding scale not previously explained to me. After spending all day going over these details, I receive news that the hotel will offer me the original contract, but cannot make ANY changes, so I accept the large number of guest rooms or I'm totally out of luck. Well I'm beyond out of luck because that basically means I'm at square one again. I'm so tried and so upset and I'm looking at another two or three straight days work on this stupid thing. I'm already behind about two or three days on my other tasks. I'm scared, I'm annoyed, I'm stressed, I'm sad, and I'm pissed off!!

The Plague

I was very lucky in my high school years to have escaped the bad skin that happens to many people around that time. I rarely got zits, and never had to wash my face more then a quick splash of water in the mornings. It seems my body is now making up for lost time. Now, in my early 20's it is as if I have caught the plague. My face is always breaking out, I have multiple zits at one time, and no amount of washing, with facewash seems to help. It is most frustrating. It start about a year or so ago, I would get one or two pimples of substantial size on my chin or forehead right before my period. Now it doesn't appear to matter where in my cycle I am, my face is covered in them. I sometimes even have to wear cover-up, which is crazy for me, as I only every like to put on make-up when I'm going out somewhere special. I am actually out of facewash, from using it so much, and tomorrow I'm off to buy some. I don't know what to get, I just need something to make it stop!

Curse Them Out

I think that instead of turning to swear words in anger, we should bring back the long drawn out curse speeches. They seem much more powerful, and can be so very harsh. Not just "A plague on both your houses." Dig deep and find what will really upset them. For a prime example look to the one said by King Lear, in the Shakespearean play of the same name, to his daughter. Here he wishes her infertility, and if she does bare children that they are so evil they will torment her and cause her to quickly age.

"It may be so, my lord.
Hear, nature, hear; dear goddess, hear!
Suspend thy purpose, if thou didst intend
To make this creature fruitful!
Into her womb convey sterility!
Dry up in her the organs of increase;
And from her derogate body never spring
A babe to honour her! If she must teem,
Create her child of spleen; that it may live,
And be a thwart disnatured torment to her!
Let it stamp wrinkles in her brow of youth;
With cadent tears fret channels in her cheeks;
Turn all her mother's pains and benefits
To laughter and contempt; that she may feel
How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is
To have a thankless child! Away, away!"

Kristin's Cheese Fondue

Bit of a lie, the recipe is actually from Betty Crocker. Kristin made this fondue for us for dinner last night, and she just made it look so easy I thought even I could make it. It serves 4 for dinner or 8 as an appetizer. Serve it with cut bread, veggies, fruit, whatever you want covered in cheese. If you don't have fondue forks and pot, you can use regular forks and a crock pot.
2 Cans of Condensed Cheddar Cheese Soup
1/4 cup of White Wine
2 cups of shredded Swiss Cheese
1/4 finely chopped Onion
1/4 teaspoon Garlic Powder
Combine everything into a pot on medium heat, stirring occasionally until cheese has melted and the fondue is warm.
Serve and share! So Good!!

Pre-Drunk

The art of pre-drinking is to consume a certain amount of alcohol before you go out to a bar or club in order to save money. You don’t want to drink too much so as to avoid being drunk in public before you even reach your destination, also you want the bouncers to let you in. Sometimes you don’t get the balance right, and this occurs. Me, photographing myself, in a McDonalds, at 8:30pm, a little tipsy. (Look at me work that ski-jacket.)

Cabbie Complaints

I take cabs a lot, way more than I should. I have developed distinct pet peeves that relate to my taxi ride. Most people don’t like when a driver attempts to strike up conversation, this doesn’t bug me in the least. Even when I’m not in the mood to chat, which is rarely, I’m always happy that they are trying. I’m their customer, they are providing a service, they should be making small talk. What they should not be doing is talking on their cell phones, even if the cell is hands free. I don’t get to sit at my job talking on the phone to friends and family as I work. When I was in retail and food service, sure I would talk to co-workers but would stop when a customer was there to turn all attention on them. I want to start tipping less if the diver is chatting away to someone else. I tend to tip around $1-$2. The only time I ever fought with a cabbie and actually not only did I not tip him, I even paid less then the stated fair, was when he took a strange route that ended up costing $5 more then I had ever paid to get from home to work. I stood up to him then. I wish I could stand up to them when they are talking on the phone. But what would I even say?

Family Day

Today is Family Day, which is a strange new holiday. It isn't recognized as a Federal Holiday, though the NDP wants it to be, another reason to love Jack Layton. I'm working, as is everyone in the Federal Government. The Agency I'm hired through is provincial, so I'm getting time-and-a-half today. Happy Family Day To Me!! Alberta has been celebrating it for over 25 years, for a long time they were the only province to have a holiday in February, then Saskatchewan joined them, followed closely by Manitoba and Ontario. Mind you in Manitoba it is called Louis Riel Day, which is way cooler.