Bell Canada Quote - Part 2

Our home phone line is still broken. Our landlord was supposed to be handling it with Bell but they were not returning his calls or allowing him access to our file. He ask that I call and sort things out, as well as grant him permission to see our repair history. So enraged at Bell's incompetence, I responded to the Bell guy I was talking to with, "Getting the run around? Your right I'm getting the run around. I have been run around so much I can see my own behind!!" The trick is to find amusing, funny, and creative ways to express your anger without using swear words.