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For my cat's birthday I'm covering my coffee table with change, bottle caps, pens & gum wrappers so he can just knock it all onto the floor.
How To Know If Your Cat Hates You
1. You own a cat
2. I'm sorry but you just need to accept this
My cat is playing with her tail and I'm bored with a device that gives me access to infinite knowledge.
*me petting my cat*
CAT: This is the happiest I will ever be
*a door opens*
CAT: Now is my chance to flee this prison and never return
How dare you call me mentally unstable, on this, the day of my cat's quinceanera.