Wednesday 24 April 2013

Puns For Anna

Anna loves 'em and I hate em! I would like to note that this list came from the Joke of the Day on Zoomer.com - a lifestyle portal customized for the discriminating 45-plus demographic - so that shows the usual audience. (I will admit to smiling at the first bunch, but the lower section I just had to roll my eyes.)

I tried to catch some fog. I mist. 

I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down. 

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. 

Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery. 

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me! 

Broken pencils are pointless. 

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When chemists die, they barium. 

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.   

The girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I never met herbivore. 

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O. 

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz. 

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. 

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. 

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. 

What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haha love it! My parents subscribe to "Zoomer" magazine. I think Greg would love these jokes...and my Grandpa would have definitely loved them...

Love,
Teri

Sweeton said...

I like puns. Any play on words is fun. I like the "puny" boat names too. Like "Can't anchor us". Simon hates them, Fiona loves them. Perhaps says something about me that I have the same sense of humour as a 10 year old.
Carol

Anonymous said...

doing my quarterly update on blog posts I missed. Obviously loved this one.
A.