Wednesday, 24 April 2013

Puns For Anna

Anna loves 'em and I hate em! I would like to note that this list came from the Joke of the Day on - a lifestyle portal customized for the discriminating 45-plus demographic - so that shows the usual audience. (I will admit to smiling at the first bunch, but the lower section I just had to roll my eyes.)

I tried to catch some fog. I mist. 

I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down. 

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. 

Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery. 

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me! 

Broken pencils are pointless. 


When chemists die, they barium. 

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.   

The girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I never met herbivore. 

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O. 

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz. 

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. 

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. 

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. 

What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.


Anonymous said...

Haha love it! My parents subscribe to "Zoomer" magazine. I think Greg would love these jokes...and my Grandpa would have definitely loved them...


Sweeton said...

I like puns. Any play on words is fun. I like the "puny" boat names too. Like "Can't anchor us". Simon hates them, Fiona loves them. Perhaps says something about me that I have the same sense of humour as a 10 year old.

Anonymous said...

doing my quarterly update on blog posts I missed. Obviously loved this one.