Volvo Driving Soccer Mom

"Volvo Driving Soccer Mom"

by Everclear

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You know I used to be a bad girl

I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom

Yeah I used to be a dancer at the local strip club

But now I know my right wing from my wrong

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Yeah, yeah I really used to be a bad girl

I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom

I know I used to be a real wild child

But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom

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I really used to be a bad girl

I got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong

I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do

But now I'm different--now I sing a new song

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I really used to be a bad girl

I got gang-banged in the bathroom at my high school prom

Yes, I used to be a real wild child

But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom

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Where do all the porn stars go

When the lights go down?

I wonder where all the porn stars go

'Cause when you need one, they are never around

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I think they moved out to the suburbs

And now they're blonde, bland, middle-class Republican wives

They all have blonde, bland, middle-class Republican children

Blonde, bland, middle-class Republican lives

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Where do all the porn stars go

When the lights go down?

I think I know where all the porn stars go

They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms

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