From A Facebook Status

I found out today, from my brother's Facebook status, that he is in New Brunswick now. Yup, my brother moved 5 provinces east a few days ago and I just learned this now, from Facebook. I asked him on Facebook 3 times over the last week to call me, I have heard nothing. I have asked my parents to mention to him that I would like him to call, nothing. I have tried to call him but no one picks up (he has neither call display or voice mail.) Now, I just found out, from his Facebook status of course, that he is going to be home for five days. I can only assume for Easter, but who knows for sure because he won't call me!