Don`t pre-heat the oven
Hide the knives
Toss together and serve over a generous helping of Crown and Coke
3 Balanced meals a day
8 Hours of sleep at night
Bake for 6 hours with a well greased Hash Pipe
Prozac 3 times daily
Weekly group therapy
Stir with Incessant Gambling and Unprotected Sex
Combining all three recipes makes for a delicious late night meal
But the next morning can be killer!
A Fiction Workshop Jump Start: "Recipes to Cure Depression"