Wednesday, 21 October 2009

The Recipes Of Depression

Prepare any recipe well ahead of time
Don`t pre-heat the oven
Hide the knives
2 Celexa
4 Welbutrin
3 Effexor
Toss together and serve over a generous helping of Crown and Coke
3 Balanced meals a day
8 Hours of sleep at night
Regular exercise
Bake for 6 hours with a well greased Hash Pipe
Prozac 3 times daily
Weekly group therapy
Individual counselling
Stir with Incessant Gambling and Unprotected Sex
Combining all three recipes makes for a delicious late night meal
But the next morning can be killer!


A Fiction Workshop Jump Start: "Recipes to Cure Depression"


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Erin said...

Hahaha I love this! Pure genius.