Monday 16 February 2015

I Live In Canada

Jokes from Jeff Foxworthy about Canadians, from a recent appearance in Windsor:

If you measure distance in hours,
You may live in Canada.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
With someone who dialed a wrong number,
You may live in Canada.

If you know several people
Who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada.

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
In the same day and back again,
You may live in Canada.

If you install security lights on your house and garage,
But leave both unlocked,
You may live in Canada.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume
To fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada.

If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly',
You may live in Canada.

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