Today's Quotes

"It is such a great progression:
What Drunk Chris thinks is going to happen...
Then in the morning, sober but alone so still not really dealing with it...
And finally what happens when actually faced with the reality of the situation."
-Anna

"The Honest Lawyer is the place that guys go when they are too old to go to The Cabin any more. Yes, guys with no necks."
-Co-worker

"Calvinist Argument, a.k.a. Tertullian's Argument
1- If God exists, then he will let me watch you be tortured forever
2- I rather like that idea
3- Therefore, God exists."
-xkcd Forum