This Is A Post

This is a post.

This is a post; for you to read.

This is a post; posted as Monday for you to read.

This is a post; written on Tuesday but posted as Monday for you to read.

This is a post; though it is kinda cheating because it was written on Tuesday but posted as Monday for you to read.

This is a post; that is a bit like a poem though it is kinda cheating because it was written on Tuesday but posted as Monday for you to read.

This is a post; in the style of The House That Jack Built, that is a bit like a poem though it is kinda cheating because it was written on Tuesday but posted as Monday for you to read.

This is a post; that might be a bit annoying because it is in the style of The House That Jack Built, that is a bit like a poem though it is kinda cheating because it was written on Tuesday but posted as Monday for you to read.

But it totally counts!